May 2012
iknowitsmad:
i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome
me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
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Reblog if you remember
fuckyeahitsaj:
captainswag:
jazz-dalek:
foreverhiddlestoned:
what dial-up sounds like.
the sound a floppy disk makes when you put it in the computer.
Wishbone.
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
blowing into the cartridge of the Playstation game when it started screwing up.
owning Titanic on a two-volume VHS set.
using cassettes.
Okay, now I’m just confused.
BLOWING INTO THE...
caelhammer:
what if i was cool
oh wait
i am
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
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Watch
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW.
